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Saturday Fluffernutter: The Failing a Field Sobriety Test Edition
All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities
In season three of Californication Rick Springfield had a brilliant part, playing… Rick Springfield. The fictoional Rick Springfield was a hard partying, cocaine snorting, hard drinking, over sexed celebrity, living hard off his former glory.
Rick Springfield the real guy was pulled over this week, and after smelling alcohol, had to submit to a field sobriety test, which he failed.
Talk about taking your work home with you.
Lindsay Lohan can’t catch a break. After expressing an interest in playing Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks in a biopic, Nicks has nixed the idea, at least until Lohan pass a field sobriety test. said Nicks:
I was completely messed up for a long time and I got it together… If she could get it together, she could have a really big career and she could do great things.
Fall Out Boy’s (they’re a band) Patrick Stump has spoken up about the reaction to the killing of Osama bin Laden:
The thing that’s hard for me as an American is that… obviously it’s a symbolic victory for the War on Terror but at the end of the day I don’t think it’s cool to celebrate any one’s death. I just don’t believe in that.
I’m guessing they should just change the name of the band now to Fall Out, Boy!
Other celebrity reactions to bin Ladens death:
- “I guess I won’t be invited to any more bin Laden weddings.” – Elton John
- “The death of Osama bin Laden is a prediction of the Global Warming models.” – Al Gore
- “Why didn’t they call the Vatican Ninja Assassins if they had a job to do.” – Charlie Sheen
- “I want to play him in the movie.” – Lindsay Lohan
Ricardo Chavira, who plays Carlos on Desperate Housewives, was arrested Tuesday Night for “suspicion of driving under the influence.”
Chavira was being held on $25,000 bail after, “failing a field sobriety test.”
Two for One Day
Hey Osama, that’s not global warming…
That’s the Americans knocking on your cave door.
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Hey Osama, that’s not global warming…
And those aren’t virgins.
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Does anybody remember when this guy was going to kill us where we live? Now he’s going to short our dollar and tax our carbon.
I guess it’s safe to say without being accused of hyperbole, if you impose cap and trade the terrorists have won.
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