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Saturday Fluffernutter: The You Know You Have a Problem When Britney Spears is Manlier than James Bond Edition

May 28th, 2011
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All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolorOprah Winfrey signed off the air this week, finishing her long running TV show, which is arguably the most successful show ever.fluffernutter-2

Winfrey signed off with a quiet show, just her and her audience, reviewing best of clips through the years. The day before, she put on the “really big shoo,” featuring a multitude of celebrities paying homage to the Queen of daytime talk.

The big O is moving on to running her own TV network, which will feature… a show of her own.

Plus a la change

fluffincolorJeffery Deaver released his new novel in London this week at St. Pancras Station with champagne, a red Bentley and royal marines rappelling from the roof.

The Book?

So nice to get some new Bond material that doesn’t involve that pouty, wimped out man child Daniel Craig.

fluffincolorSpeaking of James Bond, Casino Royale director Martin Campbell has blasted it’s follow-up, Quantum of Solace, as “lousy”:

The truth was it was a lousy film. Casino Royale really set the table for them and I felt they blew it completely. I’m sure Sam (Mendes) will do a good job (directing the next Bond movie). I just hope to God they don’t mess it up..

Look, the truth is, they are both lousy films, and it has nothing to do with directing. God herself could descend from the heavens to direct the next Bond movie, and as long as she keeps Daniel Craig in the lead role, it will be inferior.

fluffincolorOh, God, she’s back!

Britney Spears is a talentless hack who uses auto-tune on record and lip synchs live.

Somehow though, she just won’t go away. Last weekend at the Billboard Skank and Hoe Awards (hilariously called the Billboard Music Awards), Britney started the show performing with Rihanna. They synched Rihanna’s song S&M by pole dancing in leather bodices while handcuffed.

Pole dancing and handcuffs? Sure sounds like Britney.

Go away!

fluffincolorAmy Winehouse is back in the news, and back in rehab. The super soulful songstress with a voice like Marianne Faithfull and habits to match, checked herself into the Priory Clinic in the UK.

Reports suggest this time out the singer, who’s had a big hit in 2006 with a song called Rehab, is drinking too much.

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Saturday Fluffernutter: The Oprah Edition – plus: House-Music™ and Ringo-Religion™

April 17th, 2010

All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolorRecently the Vatican has forgiven The Beatles for John Lennon’s famous 1966 quote, “We’re bigger than Jesus.” At the time the Vatican condemned The Beatles, referring to them as “possibly satanic.”

Ringo Starr replied this week saying, “the Vatican has more things to worry about.”

Funny world when the Beatles are respectable and The Vatican is “possibly Satanic.”

fluffincolorCelebrity biographer Kitty Kellyfluff2released a new tell-all this week on TV super-duper-star Oprah Winfrey. The most surprising revelation? The big O once lived sinfully with John Tesh of Entertainment Tonight and really bad music fame.

Other Kelly revelations include about Oprah include:

Her real name is Oscar Winfield

Her husband Stedman is the founder of famous Canadian grocery chain, Stedman’s.

Oprah once shared beef Jerky with Ben Roethlisberger in the men’s room of a Georgia deli.

She kicked John Tesh out of their Memphis love nest when Tesh played a new composition for her, which she told Tesh was “space aged white-assed crap, which made me lose what little respect I had for you.”

She sang back-up for Sly and the Family Stone

fluffincolorLarry King, the famous talk guy with the infamous breath, is on the divorce train for the eight time. Rumour is that King, 76, was stepping out with 50 year old Shawn Southwick’s sister. And that he didn’t have a pre-nup.

Ouch! This ones gonna hurt Larry.

fluffincolorDoctor House MD, AKA Hugh Laurie, has gotten himself a record deal with Warner records. Laurie is a talented musician and muti-instrumentalist, as well as leader of the Band from TV.

Expect to hear some House-Music™ sometime in the fall.

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