Saturday Fluffernutter: The Exiled From Guy-Ville Edition
All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities
Between Friends hotties Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox, Aniston was always the tabloid fodder. Cox married David Arquette while Friends was at it’s peak, had the baby she wanted and settled in to her family and successful TV career.
No more. After eleven years of marriage Cox and Arquette have split:
After our eleventh anniversary she gave me a motorcycle and said “I don’t want to be your mother anymore,”
Arquette told the Howard Stern show this week.
We have not had sex in quite a while… it’s been like four months. We’re not having sex and I completely understand.
Classy guy.
In retrospect, it was bound to fail: Arquette has the maturity of a teenage boy and Cox has a last name that makes teenage boys giggle.
If you are the kind of guy who’s pretty confident in himself, and thinks your in the Courtney Cox league, but alas, you would prefer somebody a little more dame-like, the news is good: Christina Aguilera is also exiled from guy-ville after her split with husband of five years Jordan Bratman.
The great dame and her leechite have separated and have been living apart the last six months and will “see how that goes.”
The betting here at Saturday Fluffernutter world headquarters is better for her than him.
Kim Cattrall is one of life’s lucky ones. A good career, success, money. So how does she feel about it?
Recently I was enjoying a quiet lunch in Liverpoo… this guy approaches… He says, “C’mon, stand up – I want a photo with you.” My response was, “I won’t do it. I’m not working right now…”
Quick reminder for Cattrall: this guy you so sneeringly dismiss, he’s the reason you can afford to lunch at Liverpoo.
Boy George was exiled from guy-ville this week, although authorities prefer it be called released from prison. He served 27 days of an eight week sentence and got early release after the other prisoners complained they needed the rest.
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