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Saturday Fluffernutter: The Well I’m Still in the Closet Edition

May 26th, 2012
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All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolorWhat’s going on in the land of comics? melissa-glick-warhol-fluff-for-web

DC comics announced this week that one of it’s famous characters, long presumed to like women, would come out of the closet.

Not to be outdone, Marvel comics, which has had a fabulous super-hero since Canadian superhero Northstar came out in 1992, announced Northstar would marry his long termer, Kyle Jinadu in an upcoming Astonishing X-Men edition.

Serious question: is it as uncool to read comic books in the gay dating world as it is in the straight one?

fluffincolorSlightly, and weirdly, related, Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons has come firmly out of the closet, announcing he’s gay, he’s been in a committed relationship with partner Todd Spiewak for ten years, and their getting married.

This is of course shocking news to Coopers Texas, religious, republican TV mother, but nobody else. Besides having lived openly with Spiewak for a number of years, and thanking him at his Emmy acceptance speech, Parsons rather looks the part. It is a revelation more along the lines of Liberace being gay than Rock Hudson.

fluffincolorIf John Travolta is really in the closet as rumour and lawsuits suggest, it’s kitty-bar the door time. While the first two plaintiffs in lawsuits against Travolta claiming he made unwanted sexual advances whilst having a massage from male masseuses, there are at least two more suits pending.

Meanwhile, Travolta’s sexuality is all over the tabloid front pages, with suggestions of family breakdown in the face of numerous claims of infidelity with other men.

If Travolta is gay, he’s now out whether he likes it or not. If he isn’t gay, he may never be able to put the rumours to rest now.


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Saturday Fluffernutter: The I Gave John Travolta a Massage and Have Nothing to Show for it but this Lousy Lawsuit Edition

May 12th, 2012
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All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolorWhat’s this we hear about John Travolta and the masseuse’s (masseuse?)? Travolta, of whom it has long been whispered has a very large closet, has been accused this week by two male masseuse-er-ers of requesting the deluxe massage.fluff2

“He had a car full of condoms and choclolate cake wrapping.” said one in his $2-million lawsuit. “He showed me his semi-erect penis”

“He rubeed me in a very wrong way, and went berserk when he didn’t get what he wanted,” claimed the other when he joined (horned in on) the lawsuit.

“OMG,” we gasped here at Fluffernutter World Headquarters, “you mean scientology isn’t an effective cure for homosexuality?”

Someone better call Tom Cruise and make sure he knows that.

fluffincolorLindsay Lohan stepped out in New York this week looking pretty good for a 35-year old. Wait! What? She’s only 25? Well then, let us just say the hard living is starting to show.

Oh, and tip for LaLohan: the collagen injected lips isn’t actually a good look.

Speaking of Lohan, we can stop worrying about her now that we know she’s practicing spiritual chanting at Courtney Love’s house. Apparently Love advised Lohan at the height of her legal troubles, and the advice: chant. Now she’s going to an all female chanter-size at the Love hole, which is, according to Love, “good for her.”

Well if it’s worked for Courtney Love all these years, what could possibly go wrong?

fluffincolorUpdate: Now this is just getting out of hand.

A third man is claiming John Travolta requested his help in breaking his vows of scientology.

The VIP services employee for Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines said Travolta came up to him, saying he had something on his neck, and disrobed as he got close. “He hugged me and asked me to give him a massage,” said Fabian Zanzi. He also claims Travolta offered $12,000 to have sex.

As this happened in 2009, and Fabian kept quite quiet until the $2-million lawsuits were flying, we’re listing ourselves as skeptical.

fluffincolorThat Chris Brown sure seems
like a nice young man. Convicted of assaulting his then girlfriend, Rihanna, back in 2009, Brown is now taking verbal shots at her via song.

In the little wee hours of Thursday morning, Brown released a re-mix of Kanye West’s Way Too Cold. In it, he raps (***language warning***):

Don’t f$&% with my old bitch it’s like a bad fur,
Every industry n#%£$& done had her.
Shook the tree like a pumpkin just to have her,
Bitch is breaking codes, but I’m the password

Nice.

Rihanna immediately un-followed Brown on twitter, to which Brown replied (on twitter, naturally) “I didn’t say any names so if u took offense to it then it’s something you feel guilty about.”

As Max Smart would say, the old “I never said it was about you, but if the shoe fits” argument, second time I’ve fallen for that this month.

Like I said, nice guy.


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