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Saturday Fluffernutter: The I Was Really Child Star Cornish Beck Edition

June 9th, 2012
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All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolor Hanna Montana, aka, kid star Miley Cyrus is engaged to be married to her boyfriend Liam Helmsworth.fluffernutter

The 19-and-a-half year old Cyrus is sporting a 3.5 carat diamond ring, which Helmsworth presented. y proposal to her last week. “Life is beautiful,” she then tweeted, meaning, we presume, she was on her way to an Italian film festival. The couple have been dating 3.5 years when they met on the set of “The Last Song.”

The big question is, will this be a weirdo Hollywood wedding, or more traditional fare where the DJ is informed that if he plays Achy Breaky Heart he will wake in the hospital with Achy Breaky Legs?

fluffincolorReview in Brief: “The Avengers is the best movie ever. And, it’s really funny. You have to go see it dad.”

fluffincolorOn the subject of former kid stars, Amanda Bynes has plead not guilty to a drinking and riving charge stemming from an April arrest in Hollywood.
Bynes, it turns out, could not have possibly have been driving under the influence because she does not drink. What is not explained is why she then refused a breathalyzer or a blood test. But rest assured, it’s all the cop in questions fault, asking President Obama on twitter to, “Please fire the cop who arrested me.” When the time Amanda Bynes emerges to tell you how you have to vote otherwise live your life, remember she thought it was the Presidents job to fire city officers.

Amanda, he can’t help because a)he’s the President of the United States and this is a local matter and b) your not Raven.

fluffincolorFormer Happy Days brat Erin Moran, who played Joanie on the iconic show, as well as starred in run-off show Joanie loves Chachi, is broke and lives in a trailer. It’s reported that Moran lost her California home last year, and she and her husband live in a trailer park in Indiana.

You’d think there would be all sorts of money, what with celebrity being a commodity itself these days and seeing as Happy Days still shows on re-runs and sells DVD’s, &tc., and you’d be right. But CBS Studios and Paramount Pictures has kept the money, offering that the talent has no clam on the coin.

Suit has been filed and Moran, along with co-stars Anson Williams, Marion Ross and Don Most are looking for something in the neighbourhood of half-a-million dollars.

Perhaps Moran will be upgrading to a double-wide in the near future.

fluffincolorJohn Mayer is not exactly a gentleman, famous for his discretion. Of Jennifer Aniston he is said to have wrote Heartbreak Warfare (push it in and twist the knife again. Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain”) and Jessica Simpson he recently called “sexual napalm.” So when Yet another ex, that sweet Taylor Swift, writes a song about him, all fair &tc., right?

It (writing the song) was a really lousy thing to do… I will say as a songwriter thatI think it’s kind of cheap songwriting… I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, “Wait till he gets a load of this!”

Coming from a man who recently was recently on the cover of Rolling Stone and expounding at length about masturbation in the included interview, talk of other people rubbing their hands together and abusing their talent sounds just crass.

fluffincolorBob Welch (1946 – 2012)

Back when Fleetwood Mac’s Rumors owned the album chart and airwaves, For Mac guitarist Bob Welch had his first solo album on the charts. For my money at the time, French Kiss was the better album. Featuring the hits Sentimental Lady Ebony Eyes, French Kiss was a Welch’s biggest hit.

Sadly, Bob Welch shot himself in the chest this week at his California home. He was apparently suffering a medical condition and left a note.

Rest in Peace Bob Welch.

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Saturday Fluffernutter: David Arquette goes Boxing; Kim Cattrall and Jessica Simpson Ready for the Singles Bars; Michael Jackson Video; Russel Peters in Forbes

July 18th, 2009
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Saturday Fluffernutter – all the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities.

fluffincolorDavid Arquette, has chosen to live in a box. Obscurity being beyond his capability to accept, Arquette is somehow going to feed the homeless by living in a box on top of  Madison Square Garden in New York (on top, presumably, as to avoid any pesky commoners), pinkfluffwhich he did a few days this past week. Lest you feel Arquette is sacrificing too much, it should be noted, he is living there on a 9 – 5 basis, hardly roughing it by any measure outside of Hollywood.

fluffincolorReview in Brief – Easy Virtue: Charming and amusing – one of the best movies the geniuses who run Hollywood never thought to tell you about. Great quote of 2009: “I shall enjoy passing on the news, sir.”

fluffincolorSex and the City siren Kim Cattrall is newly single after splitting with her longtime boyfriend, chef Alan Wyse. Wyse is twenty years Cattrall’s junior. The couple had been together approximately five years, before their split, “a while ago.”


The real relationship news though, guys, is that 29 year old Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo have called it quits. Romo split with Simpson the day before her 29th birthday Thursday last. She was scheduled to have a Ken and Barbie birthday party, but instead called it off and went on Twitter to announce it.

Call me conventional, but if your having a Ken and Barbie 29th birthday party, don’t be surprised when the mature person in the relationships decides he’s had enough.

fluffincolorWhile us guys can celebrate the whole Jessica Simpson is single fiasco and hope she’s looking to a slum it in a smallish Southern Ontario town with a largish Southern Ontario man, you women have lost one this week: Robert Redford married abstract artist Sibylle Szaggars this week in Hamburg. Sorry ladies.

fluffincolorUs Weekly has a stunning video of Michael Jackson’s much reported accident during the film of a Pepsi commercial in 1984. During the sixth take the pyrotechnics goes off early, lighting his hair. The flame burns for a good five or so seconds.

fluffincolorLocal boy made good, Brampton comedian Russell Peters, was listed this week of the Forbes top 10 earning comedians with an estimated worth of $10M. For the record, I’m pretty sure I was nice to Russell once, way back when: very , very nice.

fluffincolorA stage being erected for a Madonna concert this Sunday in Marseille, France collapsed this week, killing 2 and injuring 8 others. She has since offered the following comments:

“We’re here to give life and to inspire life. I feel so, so devastated to be in any way associated with anyone’s suffering. Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate life in general…We are all so blessed and so lucky to be alive.”

The concert has been canceled.

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