Saturday Fluffernutter: The Plagiarism Edition – Joni Mitchell, Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts.
All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities
Joni Mitchell gave a rare interview last week with the LA Times:
We (Bob Dylan) and I are like night and day, he and I. Bob
is not authentic at all. He’s a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is deception.
Oh, my! Tell us what you really think Joni.
She had more to say regarding Grace Slick and Janis Joplin being drunken tramps – they were “sleeping with their whole bands and falling down drunk” – and Madonna:
Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point.
Madonna as anti-Christ. There’s an argument I can get behind.
Other revelations in the Joni Mitchell interview:
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers are neither red, hot nor chilli peppers.
Jakob Dylan plagiarized his fathers last name.
The Led Zeppelin song Going to California, heretofore thought to be written about Joni Mitchel, was really written about That Girl Marlo Thomas.
The reason the Toronto Maple Leafs have not won a Stanley Cup in 40 years is that Joni Mitchell cursed them by writing about them in her song Raised on Robbery.
Jose Feliciano is the judge for the People Magazine’s most beautiful people.
Bob Dylan mumbles
Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from her wayward husband, Jesse James. While Bullock was apparently devastated by revelations of James multiple affairs, she was equally appalled by a picture showing him in Nazi dress, using his finger to mock-up a Hitler moustache and giving a Nazi salute:
The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married… anything Nazi…have no place in my life. And the man I married felt the same.
Am I the only person in this world who sees the iron cross that James uses as his business logo and thinks of the Nazi’s?
People Magazine came out with their 2010 Most Beautiful Woman issue for 2010, and the winner is… Julia Roberts?
Even in her prime 20 years ago I wouldn’t put Julia Roberts on my top 50 beautiful women list, a list that includes my wife, my neighbour and my singer. But in an edition of People Magazine that will heavily feature Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts will be on the cover as most beautiful? Absurd!
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