Saturday Fluffernutter: David Arquette goes Boxing; Kim Cattrall and Jessica Simpson Ready for the Singles Bars; Michael Jackson Video; Russel Peters in Forbes
Saturday Fluffernutter – all the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities.
David Arquette, has chosen to live in a box. Obscurity being beyond his capability to accept, Arquette is somehow going to feed the homeless by living in a box on top of Madison Square Garden in New York (on top, presumably, as to avoid any pesky commoners), 
which he did a few days this past week. Lest you feel Arquette is sacrificing too much, it should be noted, he is living there on a 9 – 5 basis, hardly roughing it by any measure outside of Hollywood.
Review in Brief – Easy Virtue: Charming and amusing – one of the best movies the geniuses who run Hollywood never thought to tell you about. Great quote of 2009: “I shall enjoy passing on the news, sir.”
Sex and the City siren Kim Cattrall is newly single after splitting with her longtime boyfriend, chef Alan Wyse. Wyse is twenty years Cattrall’s junior. The couple had been together approximately five years, before their split, “a while ago.”
The real relationship news though, guys, is that 29 year old Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo have called it quits. Romo split with Simpson the day before her 29th birthday Thursday last. She was scheduled to have a Ken and Barbie birthday party, but instead called it off and went on Twitter to announce it.
Call me conventional, but if your having a Ken and Barbie 29th birthday party, don’t be surprised when the mature person in the relationships decides he’s had enough.
While us guys can celebrate the whole Jessica Simpson is single fiasco and hope she’s looking to a slum it in a smallish Southern Ontario town with a largish Southern Ontario man, you women have lost one this week: Robert Redford married abstract artist Sibylle Szaggars this week in Hamburg. Sorry ladies.
Us Weekly has a stunning video of Michael Jackson’s much reported accident during the film of a Pepsi commercial in 1984. During the sixth take the pyrotechnics goes off early, lighting his hair. The flame burns for a good five or so seconds.
Local boy made good, Brampton comedian Russell Peters, was listed this week of the Forbes top 10 earning comedians with an estimated worth of $10M. For the record, I’m pretty sure I was nice to Russell once, way back when: very , very nice.
A stage being erected for a Madonna concert this Sunday in Marseille, France collapsed this week, killing 2 and injuring 8 others. She has since offered the following comments:
“We’re here to give life and to inspire life. I feel so, so devastated to be in any way associated with anyone’s suffering. Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate life in general…We are all so blessed and so lucky to be alive.”
The concert has been canceled.
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