Saturday Fluffernutter: Flushing it Down the Superbowl Edition
All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities
Last week we reported Lindsay Lohan was involved in an investigation over a missing piece of jewellery. 
On Monday, Lohan was charged with felony grand theft for stealing the $2,500 necklace.
Her attorney, having seen the evidence, says the case is defensible. Lets see now: video of Lohan wearing necklace in store; police notified necklace missing; police notify Lohan they will search her house; Lohan assistant returns necklace.
Am I missing something? Either it was loaned to her, in which case Lohan has some piece of paper indicating that, or it was not loaned to her. Produce the receipt for loan of the jewellery, and it’s defensible. Otherwise, it seems pretty open and shut.
Pretentious, self righteous Pink has decided to poke in the eye the paparazzi. Bearing in mind that paparazzi take pictures of people who don’t want their picture taken, thus who don’t pose for those pictures, Pink’s logic is strange:
…because the paparazzi of today have absolutely no photographic skill or artistry whatsoever, and their pictures are hideous. I’m going to post a self-portrait I took yesterday morning… 3 wks (weeks) of photo classes for me and I am already a far better photographer than anyone of them…
In short, just because you make money doing something, don’t think that means you have talent.
OK, I’ll bite: how much money has Pink made as a singer?
Will they or won’t they? The Rolling Stones have been rumoured to be well into the planning stages of a fall 2011 tour. But there’s a tiny, um…, fly in the ointment. It seems Mick Jagger is not talking to Keith Richards after his biography, and later in an interview, Keith referred to Mick’s “tiny todger.”
For those who don’t get English witticisms, tiny todger is euphemism for “he is a bigger dick than he has.”
Things are no better in the Guns’n’Roses camp, where Slash and Axl Rose haven’t had much to say to each other since the early 1990’s.
Recently Slash has made noises about reuniting the original Guns’n’Roses, assuming Axl approached Slash, apologies ‘n’ hand.
Keep waiting.
On his Twitter account this week Rose said:
Contrary to anyone’s claims there are no concrete plans, nor where there ever for a tour and certainly not to replace anyone in the band, beyond a collection of random ideas thrown out by various individuals without any real foundation
Can’t he just say Slash has a tiny todger and be done with it?
Gary Moore (1952-2011)
Gary Moore was one of the greats of the electric guitar, full stop. Less known than many other guitar heroes, Moore was nonetheless one of the very best.
Best known for his work in Thin Lizzy and as a solo artist, Moore was a top player in the rock world for fourty years.
Born in Belfast, he left in 1969 at age 16 to join a band, Skid Row, in Dublin. There, he would play with Phil Lynott, who would later draft him to play in his band, Thin Lizzy.
To understand the mark Gary Moore has left in the music world, you need to follow some classic musicians on twitter. His passing this week of a suspected heart attack is being mourned by many. One of the true greats and, by all accounts, a fine human being.
RIP Gary Moore.
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