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Saturday Fluffernutter: The I Never Should Have Slept With Chachi Edition

February 11th, 2012
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All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolorMadonna hit the half-time stage at last weekends Super Bowl with a large cabaret style extravaganza. The once edgy singer promised NBC up and down there would be no violations of indecency rules. So what happens? Guest rapper MIA gives the camera the finger.pinkfluff

No big deal really, but Madonna is said to be none too pleased. To her credit (and I don’t give Madonna credit very often), Madonna’s a pro, and when she says she won’t violate the rules, that’s what will happen. Therefore, MIA is in Madonnas dog house for her unprofessionalism.

Or, as Madonna herself put it to an LA radio station

It’s one of those things, it’s such a teenager. in a way, kind of irrelevant kind of thing to do… what was the point?

fluffincolorIt’s bad enough to give your child a bad, celebrity styled name like, say, Blue Ivy. It’s another to trademark that name, making sure to cash in on your offsprings grade school beatings. But that’s what Beyonce and Jay-Z are set to do on their weeks old newborn.

The couple are trade marking the child’s name, obstensably to protect the name being used by others. Of course, if the child itself has a career in the future, this won’t affect that, right?… right?

fluffincolorHere’s a question, just how low can worst ever-Bond Daniel Craig and current Bond producers sink the Bond Franchise?

Heineken Beer will produce a commercial featuring Craig as Bond and highlights from the next Bond movie, Skyfall. That’s right, the next Bond movie will premier as a beer commercial.

Maybe a double boycott is needed this fall.

Skyfall, the 23rd Movie in the James Bond franchise, is due for a November release.

fluffincolorAfter 8 seasons, producers of the hit TV series House, including star Hugh Lawrie, have announced this is the last season.

The show features a brilliant doctor who solves cases Sherlock Holmes style in a New Jersey hospital.

The show will meet it’s maker in April after 177 episodes. Perhaps it has Lupus.

fluffincolorFormer Happy Days/Charles in Charge star Scott Baio is known as a former sex-addict. Turns out, he bedded just about anybody you would want to bed, including Brooke Shields, Melissa Gilbert, Denise Richards and Nicolette Sheridan. Now, the actor, 50, is writing a tell all book which will include details of his sexual trysts.

I’m still trying to get this straight: Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson agree to have sex with you, that makes you a sex addict? Geez, sign us all up for therapy.


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Saturday Fluffernutter: The Madonna is a Narcissist? Edition

January 21st, 2012
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All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolorReports that Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z booked a floor at New York’s, Lenox Hill Hospital so Beyonce could have a cesarian delivery last weekend, are greatly exaggerated, says the hospital.

Apparently the singer and her rapper husband booked the entire fourth floor and their security prevented other parents of the hospital seeing their newborn, and sometimes sick, children. The hospital, however, doth protest:

The suggestion that the couple paid $1.3 million to rent an entire an entire maternity floor is sim ply not true. The family is housed in an executive suite at the hospital and is being billed the standard rate for those accommodations.

The family does have it’s own security detail on site. However, the hospital has been and continues to be in control of managing all security at the facility.

Is it just me, or did the hospital just get itself named in any lawsuits from disgruntled parents?

The new addition to the Z family is called Blue Ivy Carter, after the title of two of the stars albums.

fluffincolorRemember when Britney Spears was an underage singer from the bible belt and swore that she would remain a virgin until marriage? Next thing you know, she’s stepping out with Paris Hilton in a short dress and no underwear.

Now it’s 17 year old Justin Bieber’s turn to swear that adulthood won’t change the child. He tells V magazine:

I’m not going to try to conform to what people want me to be or go out there and start partying, have people see me with alcohol… I’m never goings to make myself so the parents and kids don’t respect me…

Look out Paris, looks like you have a new drinking buddy.

fluffincolorNews in the rock world that Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi has been diagnosed with lymphoma.

The guitarist was working on a new album with his former band mates – including Ozzy Osbourne – and a reunion tour of the original Black Sabbath was planned for 2012.

The band has moved it’s recording and rehearsing from LA to England, and Iommi has been both writing and recording since his diagnosis. HIs illness has, in fact, given the band “a kick up the rump- it’s great to hear him churning out those riffs again.”

The band plans to honour their summer European dates, but no word on any further concerts at this stage.

Here’s wishing Tony Iommi well.

fluffincolorReview in brief – Girl With The Dragon Tattoo: Silence of the Lambs, but dark and edgy.

fluffincolorThe Golden Globes were held last Sunday, and all the stars dressed up, drank up and prepared to listen to Ricky Gervais mock them, which he really didn’t.

Unlike the Oscars, the Golden Globes breaks down the movies into categories, but some prognostication of the Oscars can be made based on the Golden Globes. The Golden Globe winners to watch for at the Oscars are: George Clooney, best actor for The Descendants (beating hsi pal, and other oscar favourite, Brad Pitt in Moneyball; Meryl Streep as best actress in The Iron Lady; The Artist for best movie.

fluffincolorThe Golden Globe for most honest reaction goes to Elton John’s husband David Furnish. Of news that Elton lost to Madonna for best song, Furnish turned on his twitter app and wrote:

Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!…
Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it’s narcissism. And her critisism ofGaga shows how desperate she really is. (sic)

He later clarified things telling the New York Post:

I think it was a fluke. When this happens you have to question the integrity of the awards. Did Madonna get the Golden Globe because she attended the awards and agreed to be a presenter?

Can you sing Madonna’s song? Can you hum it? It’s a song nobody has heard from a film few have seen. The award should have gone to Mary J. Blige or Elton.

Nice back-peddling David.

For the record, if I had a vote, I’d pick Madonna’s song. And yes, it pains me deeply to write that.


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