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Reports out of Hollywood is that Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor will not, repeat not, be scoring or starring in the new Abraham Lincoln vampire movie.

Wait… uhmm… wait. What?

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter?

It appears although Reznor was linked to the project, he never committed and was confused by reports he had.

He’s confused? Now who’ll play Mary Todd Lincoln?

David Arquette has been a pretty big tool since his split with Courtney Cox earlier last year. He’s too immature, she said at the time.

Now she’s telling Harper’s Bizarre she’d rather make it work with Arquette:

If (the marriage) doesn’t work out, I will have huge waves of pain… I don’t know what the future holds and I… still have strong feelings for him.

She also said she was not dating, and not looking to dating, saying, “I don’t even know how that would happen or how you meet people… I’m not great at small talk.”

I’ll make this easy, Courtney: email hespeler@briangardiner.ca, we’ll skip the small talk.

Vince Neil may soon get added to the “Fluffernutter regular,” list, after having another bad week.

In the past month, Neil has been given a fifteen day jail sentence for DUI; released after 10 but ordered to do house arrest for the remainder. House arrest done, ready to make amends and get on with life &tc., his girlfriend up and leaves.

TV reporter Alicia Jacobs, Neil’s girlfriend for seven months, has decided, “due to decisions Vince continues to make,” that she’s not going to go away mad, she‘s just going away.

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