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Saturday Fluffernutter: The Diva le Canada Libre Edition

August 26th, 2012
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All the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities

fluffincolorWedding bells ring for two Canadian superstars, both of which carry a reputation of more star than super:6a00e54f0014bd883400e54f8da74b8834-800wi

Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger and skater-gyrl Avril Lavigne are engaged. This is a match made in heaven: Heaven-fm 102.3, Kenora’s bad Canadian radio for those who can’t get played on any other station, that is.

Or as the wonderful and all wise @Yoda put it:

… Make music togetherI hope they never do. Hurting my ears already are

fluffincolorSpeaking of bad Canadian acts that have far more fame than talent, Alanis Morissette seems to be “hot” again and, 20-years after her last hit, simply refuses to go away. This week she offered her opinion of the papparazzi:

I actually like the paparazzi. They’re forcing transparency… What are we afraid of?…

Here’s a question. Is there a faster route to starvation than being paparazzi to Alanis Morissette? And who cares if there’s transparency in Reese Witherspoon’s life? She a movie actress, not the president.

fluffincolorReview in Brief: The Dark Knight – On the bright side there’s Ann Hathaway in a Catwoman suit.

fluffincolorThis one is a few weeks old, but I had it sittin’ on my computer, and may be my favorite story in a long time…

Oh, oh. Elton John’s gonna get his asked kicked.

A while ago, Madonna bashed Lady Gaga as a cheap imitation of herself. Gaga is godmother to John’s son Zachary, so…

Why is she (Madonna) such a nightmare? Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster.

Welcome to the club Elton, I’ve been saying this since 1984.

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