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Saturday Fluffernutter

February 24th, 2007

All the weeks fluff stories about those celebrity nuts

Fluffernutter Update, There is a new Fluffernutter ice cream (right), possibly the greatest combination of junk foods since that whole “you got your chocolate in my peanut butter” debacle.

Britney Spears went back into rehab this week, then promply left. Then went back in…

The Van Halen reunion tour is apparently off.

The anti-Oscars, the Razzies, hold their 27th annual worst of Hollywood award Saturday Night in Hollywood. Nominated for worst picture is a stellar cast of junk, of which there seems to be no shortage:

Basic Instinct 2 (a.k.a. Basically, It Stinks, Too), Bloodrayne, Lady In The Water, Little Man, Wicker Man

Worst Actor: Tim Allen (The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,
The Shaggy Dog and Zoom), Nicolas Cage (Wicker Man), Larry, The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) (Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector), Rob Schneider (The Benchwarmers and Little Man), Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans (Little Man).

Worst Actress: Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff (Material Girls), Lindsay Lohan (Just My Luck), Kristanna Loken (Bloodrayne), Jessica Simpson (Employee Of The Month), Sharon Stone (Basically It Stinks, Too).

Other categories include worst supporting actor, worst supporting actress, worst director, worst screen couple (Tim Allen and Martin Short), worst remake or rip-off, worst prequel or sequel, worst screenplay and worst excuse for family entertainment (Deck the Halls)

Britney Spears is back in/has left rehab.

Liberal leadership candidate, and fiddler ordinaire Ashley MacIsaac has married his boyfriend, Andrew Stokes, on stage in Halifax. To which I can only add – ewwww.

Van Halen tour is on/off.

Soccer superstar David Beckham and his wife Posh ‘Victoria’ Spice have been house hunting in LA. Unfortunately, $20M doesn’t buy what it used to, and the pair are frustrated, unable to find an appropriate house that doesn’t need work.

Britney Spears is back in/has left rehab.

Van Halen tour is on/off.

Britney Spears is back in/has left rehab. Actually, as much fun as this is, don’t you get the sad sick feeling that we are witnessing this girl having a breakdown in front of our eyes? At this stage nothing would please me more than having to not write the name Britney Spears again. Sadly, I expect that to not happen. I just hope that I won’t be ending this segment with Britney Spears sometime in the near future.

Newfoundland Artist Dermot O’Reilly, guitar player for Ryan’s Fancy, died last Saturday of an apparent heart attack. O’Reilly was in his mid-60’s, and was keeping a regular performance schedule after emergency quintuple bypass surgery in 2005.


  1. Anonymous
    April 24th, 2007 at 14:19 | #1

    sorry you couldn’t make toour wedding
    peopleof alltypes were there-even assholes likeyou
    ashley macisaac

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