Belinda and the Dog
October 20th, 2006
This is Dylan.
Dylan is a dog. He is loyal and faithful and has been so for fourteen years. He watches the house when we are out, notifies the family of visitors, and verifies all visitors as worthy.
This is Belinda. 
In three years in Parliament, she has run for the leadership of two parties and changed parties once. She rarely seems to be in the house.
Belinda demands Peter MacKay apologizes for comparing her to a dog. She has spent the day barking about why this apology is her due.
Dylan respectfully requests that Peter MacKay apologizes for comparing him to Belinda. He believes his reasons are fairly obvious, and will thus save his barking for visitors.
Good work, Bro
Say Arf to Dylan for me.
Cute dog. The one at the top, I mean.
You better hope she hasn’t got any al Queada cousins; or do you just like living on the edge…?
Do ya think if Dylan was to give Bimbolinda that cone he has on it might keep her out of married guys cribs??