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Last time we checked in, Sinead O’Connor had married her longtime boyfriend Barry Herridge, assuming by long time you mean “met online 3 months ago.” Wonder how that’s going?

Oh, so sorry I asked. O’Connor has left Herridge after only 18 days. They were, it seems, less compatible than you would expect after knowing and loving someone’s avatar for three months.

Trouble first appeared on the wedding night when O’Connor went on a frantic search for some marijuana, which I explains so much really.

While the meeting, wooing and marriage lasted almost four months, the separation promises to be a little longer, as according to Irish law the couple must remain legally separated for four years before filing for divorce.

Who’d you kiss as the Tiffany Ball dropped on 2011? If you are a certain New York City cop, Jenny McCarthy is the answer.

Hosting Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve, the “actress” grabbed an on-duty police officer for a lingering kiss. Later on twitter, she said “… the cop was a G rated kiss (except for my hand on his butt). Happy New Year!”

Sure hope there’s a vaccine for that.

Elton John and his partner David Furnish are working on a musical biopic of John, using John’s music as the soundtrack to help tell his life story.

Elton’s first choice to play Elton in “Elton the Musical”? Justin Timberlake.

Riddle me this: how many Elton John fans are going to go to a Justin Timberlake movie? And conversely, how many Timberlake fans care about an Elton John biopic?

RomCom queen Drew Barrymore looks set to walk down the aisle one more time. The actresses’ boyfriend, Will Kopelman proposed to the twice married Barrymore over the holidays.

According to sources, “He’s madly in love and knows she’s the one.”

The reports are unconfirmed at this time, but according to the ever reliable “inside sources,” Barrymore has accepted the proposal.

Some days humanity surprises you and gives you hope for the future of the planet. Such an occasion happened last week.

Kris Humphries, of the Kim and Kris wedding fiasco, was booed and jeered continuously on his first road game of the NBA season on Dec 27th. Which just goes to show, even basketball fans have standards.

Although, somebody had to have watched the wedding.

That first item today, the Sinead O’Connor story… never mind.

O’Connor announced on twitter on Tuesday that her and husbandno wait… ex-husband er… husband Barry Herridge had a “mad love-making affair… last night.” this caused a fan to ask wether this meant she wasn’t getting divorced, she replied: “Yup that’s wot it means. (sic)”

Which leads to the question, Sinead O’Connor has a fan?

Here at Fluffernutter world headquarters, we think O’Connor should probably stay off the internet.

Mariah Carey tweeted a picture from the hospital showing her nursing husband Nick Cannon, who was admitted with “mild kidney failure.”

Mild kidney failure? Is that like less serious forms of death?

More importantly, what 31 year olds have kidney failure? Even if the kidney failure is mild, surely that indicates a serious underlying condition.

Actress and true natural beauty Halle Berry looks like she may be planning to tie the knot herself for the third time.

Berry was seen sporting an emerald ring on her ring finger on New Years Day. Berry has been dating French actor Olivier Martinez since last year after meeting him on the set of the upcoming film Dark Tide.

Brian Gardiner Fluffernutter