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Dueling messiahs

May 31st, 2006

AP reports that “Brangelina” (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie for those of you who have been living under a rock, or the Parliamentary Press Gallery) have named their baby Shiloh Nouvel. This could be translated as being “New Messiah”.

How dare they be so bold as to dub their child the new messiah. Everybody knows the real new messiah is Celine Dion’s baby!


  1. Brian
    May 31st, 2006 at 15:54 | #1

    You have your translation wrong. The baby was concieved on “Double Lovin’ night” at Chez Pitt.

    The baby’s name translates to “The Second Coming.”

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