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Happy 70th Birthday…

March 10th, 2010

Chuck Norris doesn’t sweat. However, his perspiration is the fountain of youth so Chuck Norris doesn’t actually have birthdays. Furthermore, Chuck Norris could drop kick time and sent it spinning backwards to whenever he wants, so aging isn’t really an issue with Chuck Norris anyway. And if he cried, his tears would cure cancer, so illness isn’t a big issue with Chuck Norris.

That said, here at At Home in Hespeler we are celebrating today anyway, because of all the great Chuck Norris jokes, and because of his inspired, Oscar deserving performance in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story – the only Chuck Norris movie I think I’ve ever seen.

Happy 70 anniversary of the day Chuck Norris was born.

Birthday Wishes

  1. Walker the Texas Ranger
    March 10th, 2010 at 17:37 | #1

    “Chuck Norris is so though, there is no chin under his beard, there is only another fist”

  2. Walker the Texas Ranger
    March 10th, 2010 at 17:42 | #2

    I meant “tough”.

  3. real conservative
    March 10th, 2010 at 19:32 | #3

    It’s amazing how the perception to aging has changed, I like it myself. Who knows maybe the mental change will spur physical change too, they say that it is mind over matter (physical matter rather than issues?). Happy birthday to him.

  4. March 10th, 2010 at 22:07 | #4

    Chuck Norris was a Trending Topic on Twitter all day today. I talked about the funny tweets on my show http://bit.ly/a1TXze

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