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If Your Travelling North of Highway Seven This Summer

April 21st, 2009

It’s recommended you keep this, as a handy reference guide:

The Rules Of Rural Ontario Are As Follows…

Yeah, we eat meat and potatoes. You really want sushi & caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop…

Let’s get this straight; it’s called a ‘dirt road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way…

When we set a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup…

TWO inches of snow & ice isn’t a blizzard – it’s a vacation. Drive in it like you have some sense, and DON’T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This isn’t Alaska, worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snow blades and tractors with snow blowers will have you out the next day.

Read them all for a good chuckle.

Funny.

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