Home > Fluffernutter > Saturday Fluffernutter: Solace Music; Oasis Incident, Madonn…[yawn] a …zzzzzzzz.

Saturday Fluffernutter: Solace Music; Oasis Incident, Madonn…[yawn] a …zzzzzzzz.

September 13th, 2008

Saturday Fluffernutter – all the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities.

It has been reported that the theme song for the new James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, will be a duet by Jack Black and Alicia Keys. The duet, reportedly titled Another Way to Die, is the first time a James Bond theme song has been a duet.

Meanwhile, Jim Bond will no longer drink Vodka martinis. The useless pimps who now control the Bond franchise have sold product placement to Coke, who have developed Coke Zero just for the occasion.

“Give me a Coke Zero, and for God’s sake don’t shake it.”

James Bond: Quantum of Solace is scheduled for release Nov. 14th. At Home in Hespeler is scheduled to see it the weekend of Nov. 14.

On Saturday – ahem- singer Madonna dedicated her song Like a Virgin to (yawn) the (streeetch) Pope (zzzzzzzz). I’m sorry, I can’t stay awake long enough to finish typing this boring old nonsense about an overrated, unappealing singer/sex symbol (and I use both in the loosest possible terms ever imagined by man or etymologist) courting controversy yet again. Really, why hasn’t Madonna just gone away yet? Somebody please wake me when she does.

Last Saturday Oasis singer/guitarist Noel Gallagher wash pushed and knocked down while performing at Toronto’s Virgin Music Festival. Gallagher suffered injuries and Oasis have had to cancel a couple of shows since, including the final Canadian show in London, Ontario, and an album release in New York.

The rich and inelegant are swarming Toronto during the ever swanky Toronto Film Festival. Bad news for Lady Hespeler, Jenifer Aniston is in town, and I have my laminated list at the ready. Bad news for me: Colin Firth is in town.


Comments are closed.